**OT** Three-dimensional life as requested:
wife: "Honey, a colleen is here to see you!"
Him: "Tell her I'm not home!"
Colleen "You tell that little bald headed man I'm here to see him!"
wife: "Your right, get your fat @ss out here you worm!"
Him: "I told you to tell her I'm not home!"
Scene change - Colleen goes into living room -
Him: "Aggh! Don't hurt me! I never ment that stuff I posted!"
Colleen: "You didn't? Prove it!"
Him: "Just look at me, I'm a worthless piece of skin, I need the board,so I can feel like a man!"
wife: "He's right. I can tell you he's no man."
Colleen: "Really?
wife: "Yes, really! When he's sitting in front of the Computer, in my underware, he makes grunting noises and really gets a thrill when someone posts him!"
Colleen: "Alright, I won't hurt him this time. But let me warn you, you post on the board again and I'll be back!"
Him: "Thank you, Thank you...mmmmmm..mmmmm" -Kissing Colleen's feet
Wife: "Aw, gees, He's wet his pants again!" |
