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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke

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To: BlueCrab who wrote (461)12/17/1996 5:24:00 PM
From: Prasanna L Soni   of 62567
 
Confucious Say

Schoolboy who mess around with school girl during wrong period get caught red-handed.

He who eats too many jelly beans, farts in living colour!!

Best way to prevent hangover is to stay drunk.

Hockey player on ice have big stick.

Man trapped in sewer eat shit and die.

Man who fuck ugly dog get howled at.

Girls should not marry basketball players because they always dribble before they shoot.

It take square ass to shit brick.

Woman who dance while wearing a jock strap have make believe ballroom.

He who eats crackers in bed get crummy sleep.

Squirrel who runs up woman's leg not find nuts.

A girls best asset is her liability ('lie'ability).

Man who sneezes without tissue takes matters into his own hands.

He who chases cars will soon get exhausted. :-- )
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