I'd like to apologize to the thread for my digressions
today. I drove one of my shrinks to retirement this week
and the other one quit to become a plumber. Does anybody
know any good therapists? Please respond promptly before
I drive all of you crazy too.
Remember when you ran away
And I got on my knees
And begged you not to leave because I'd go berserk?
WELL
You left me anyhow
And then the days got worse and worse
And now you see I've gone completely out of my mind.
AND
They're coming to take me away, ha-haaaa
They're coming to take me away
Ho ho, hee hee, ha haaaa
To the Funny Farm
Where life is beautiful all the time
And I'll be happy to see those nice young men in their clean white coats
And they're coming to take me away, ha-haaaa!
You thought it was a joke
And so you laughed. You laughed!
When I had said that losing you would make me flip my lid
RIGHT?
You know you laughed. I heard you laugh.
You laughed and laughed and laughed
And then you left, but now you know I'm utterly mad.
AND
They're coming to take me away, ha-haaaa
They're coming to take me away
Ho ho, hee hee, ha haaaa
To the Happy Home
With trees and flowers and chirping birds
And basket weavers sit and smile and twiddle their thumbs and toes
And they're coming to take me away, ha-haaaa!
I cooked your food, I cleaned your house,
And this is how you pay me back
For all my kind unselfish loving, deeds?
HAH?
Well you just wait, they'll find you yet,
And when they do
They'll put you in the A.S.P.C.A., you mangy mutt!
AND
They're coming to take me away, ha-haaaa
They're coming to take me away
Ho ho, hee hee, ha haaaa
To the Funny Farm
Where life is beautiful all the time
And I'll be happy to see those nice young men in their clean white coats
And they're coming to take me away, ha-haaaa!
To the Happy Home
With trees and flowers and chirping birds
And basket weavers sit and smile and twiddle their thumbs and toes
And they're coming to take me away, ha-haaaa!
To the Funny Farm . . .
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(J. Samuels) |
