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To: Henry Volquardsen who wrote (6856)	9/15/1998 12:29:00 PM
From: SIer formerly known as Joe B.	Read Replies (3) of 62541

The Corruption Test. How Sleazy Are You? (Score over 200 - seek help) To every question you answer Yes - add the score in the brackets. 1. Ever laughed at someone's misfortune? (1) 2. Ever laughed at a mentally or physically handicapped person? (2) 3. Ever tried alcohol? (1) 4. Ever been drunk? (2) 5. Ever played drinking games? (2) 6. Ever fallen down because you drank too much? (3) 7. Ever drink enough to throw up? (4) Bonus - Throwing up on yourself or another person (1) 8. Ever wake up and not remember what you did the night before? (5) 9. Ever been forcibly removed from a bar? (8) 10. Ever participated in/finished a pub crawl? (5) 11. Do you drink regularly, at least three times a week? (3) Bonus - 1 point for each extra day 12. Ever fall asleep/pass out in a bar? (4) 13. Ever try pot, hash, magic mushrooms? (4 per drug tried) 14. Do you use drugs regularly? (4) Bonus - more than four times a week (4) 15. Ever bought soft drugs? (4) 16. Ever sell drugs? (8) 17. Ever sold drugs to support a habit? (12) 18. Ever used barbiturates? (8) 19. Ever used hallucinogens? (8) 20. Ever used narcotics? (10) 21. Ever been stoned or drunk for more than 48 hours? (8) 22. Ever been on a date? (2) 23. Ever been felt up, groped? (2) Bonus - to orgasm (2) 24. Ever had sexual intercourse? (6) 25. Ever had a bath or shower with a person of the opposite sex? (5) 26. Ever paid for sex? (8) 27. Ever taken advantage of someone while they were drunk / stoned /incapacitated? (4) 28. Ever get someone stoned / drunk in order to obtain sexual favours, and succeed? (8) 29. Ever engage in oral sex? (4) Bonus - to orgasm (2) 30. Ever engage in anal sex? (6) Bonus - to orgasm (2) 31. Ever engage in the 69 position? (4) 32. Ever contracted a STD? (12) 33. Ever had sex without a contraceptive? (4) 34. Ever had or knowingly been responsible for an abortion? (12) 35. Ever had sex with more than one person at a time? (9) 36. Ever had sex with two or more partners in a week? (4) 37. Ever had sex in a public place? (6) 38. Ever had carpet burns in relation to a sexual act? (4) 39. Ever engage in sexual activity with a member of the same sex? (10) 40. Ever practised bondage, masochism or sadism for sexual gratification? (8) 41. Ever used sex toys? (6) 42. Ever pass out during sex? (5) 43. Ever been responsible for loosing someone else's virginity? (4) 44. Ever masturbated while talking on the telephone? (3) 45. Ever bought something in a sex shop? (3) 46. Ever licked or have someone lick an eyeball? (1) toes? (2) ears? (1) 47. Ever had sex with a relative? (5) 48. Ever make someone sleep in the wet patch? (6) 49. Does necrophilia, paedophilia or bestiality turn you on? (20) 50. Ever been arrested? (8) Bonus - convicted? (7) Scoring: 0 - 20 : A life in the church is too corrupt for you. 21 - 40 : You barely make our scale 41 - 60 : Approaching normal, you aren't much fun on a date 61 - 100 : Normal, you use your right hand like everyone else 101 - 130 : Above average, you've got a few tricks below your belt 131 - 160 : You're enjoying life to the max 161 - 200 : You're a danger to society. Who let you out on a day pass? Above 200 : You're going straight to hell.

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