How about some GOOD Jokes on this thread for a change??!!
Perhaps people could send in their favorite joke(s) instead of wasting everybodys time with NOTHING!! I spend a lot of time searching through "nothing" every night and to be honest I'm tired of it!!!
Heres one I got off this thread:
A businessman flew to Vegas for the weekend to gamble.
He lost the shirt off his back, and had nothing left but a quarter and
the second half of his round-trip ticket. If he could just get to the
airport, he could get himself home.
So, he went out to the front of the casino where there was a cab
waiting. He got in and explained his situation to the cabbie. He
promised to send the driver money from home, he offered him his credit
card numbers, his drivers license number, his address, etc. but to no
avail.
The cabbie said, "If you don't have fifteen dollars, get the hell out
of
my cab!" So, the businessman was forced to hitch-hike to the airport
and
was barely in time to catch his flight.
One year later, the businessman, having worked long and hard to regain
his financial success, returned to Vegas and this time he won big.
Feeling pretty good about himself, he went out to the front of the
casino to get a cab ride back to the airport.
Well who should he see out there, at the end of a long line of cabs,
but
his old buddy who had refused to give him a ride when he was down on
his
luck. The businessman thought for a moment about how he could make
the
guy pay for his lack of charity, and he hit on a plan.
The businessman got in the first cab in the line, "How much for a ride
to the airport?" he asked. "Fifteen bucks," came the reply. "And how
much for you to give me a blow-job on the way?" "What?!!! Get the
hell
out of my cab!"
The businessman got into the back of each cab in the long line and
asked
the same questions, with the same result. When he got to his old
friend
at the back of the line, he got in and asked "How much for a ride to
the
airport?" The cabbie replied "Fifteen bucks."
The businessman said "Okay" and off they went.
Then, as they drove slowly past the long line of cabs the businessman
gave a big smile and thumbs up sign to each driver. |
