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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke
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To: Henry Volquardsen who wrote (6934)9/18/1998 9:24:00 AM
From: jbIII  Read Replies (1) of 62549
 
East LA Math Test.

Name:______________________ Gang:__________________________

1) Johnny has an AK-47 with a 40-round clip. If he misses 6 out 0f 10 shots, and he shoots 13 times at each drive-by shooting, how many drive-by shootings can he attend before he has to reload?

2) Jose has two ounces of cocaine and he sells an 8-ball to Jackson for $320 and two grams to Willie for $85 per gram. What is the value of the balance of the cocaine if he doesn't cut it?

3) Rufus is pimping for three girls. If the price is $65 for each trick, how many tricks will each hooker have to turn so Rufus can pay for his $800 per day crack habit?

4) Jerome wants to cut his 1/2 pound of heroin to make 20% more profit. How many ounces of cut will he need?

5) Willis gets $200 for stealing a BMW, $50 for a Chevy and $100 for a 4X4. If he's already stolen 2 BMW's and three 4X4's, how many Chevy's will he have to steal to make $800?

6) Raoul is in prison for six years for murder. He got $10,000 for the hit. If his common law wife is spending $100 per month, how much money will be left when he gets out of jail, and how many years will he get for killing the bitch that spent the money?

7) If the average can of spray paint covers 22 square feet and the average letter is 8 square feet, how many letters can a tagger spray with three cans of paint?

8) Hector knocked up six girls in his gang. There are 27 girls in the gang. What percentage of the girls in the gang has Hector knocked up?

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