Also old but...
The Bullfrog
> >
> > A woman went into a pet shop to buy her husband a pet. After looking
> > around she realized that all the pets there were very expensive. She
> > went to the counter and questioned the clerk. "I wanted to buy my
> > husband a pet, but all of yours are so expensive", she said. "Well,"
> > said the clerk, "I have a huge bullfrog in the back for $50. Would you
> > Like to see it?
> >
> > "$50?? For a Frog??" asked the woman.
> >
> > The clerk said, "It's a special frog. It gives blow jobs." Well, the
> > woman did not particularly enjoy giving head, so, she thought this was a
> > heck of a deal. She'd get her husband a gift he'd surely enjoy, and
> > she'd never have to do that again. The woman decided to buy the frog.
> > She took it home to her husband and explained the strange gift. Of
> > course, The husband was a bit skeptical, but said for sure he'd try it
> > out that night. The woman went to bed that night relieved knowing she'd
> > never have to give another blow job.
> >
> > About two in the morning, she woke up to hear pots and pans banging
> > around in the kitchen. She got up to go see what was going on. When she
> > got to the kitchen she saw her husband and the frog, sitting at the
> > kitchen table like best buddies, looking through cookbooks.
> >
> > "What are you two doing looking through cookbooks at this hour?" asked
> > the woman. The guy looks up at her and says, "Well, if I can teach this
> > frog to cook, your ass is outta here."
> >
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