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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke
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To: Henry Volquardsen who wrote (7078)9/28/1998 4:39:00 PM
From: Rich Dee  Read Replies (2) of 62558
 
Top ten ways to be 'the funny guy' in your office
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10. Ask to borrow someone's pen- bring it to the bathroom- stick it in
your butt- then return it and tell the person to smell it- when they
tell you that it smells bad- be like, "It should! I had it in my
butt!"

9. Brag about the fact that you own a gun, and keep playing with
your nuts. Get them really sweaty, and then walk around
shaking everyone's hand

8. Answer every question asked to you with 'f_ck if I know!'
then call the person a racial slur that doesn't even match
their race

7. Always walk around with a big smile. Keep one hand down the front
of your pants

6. Run down the hall with your dick out while urinating all over and
yell, "It won't stop! God help me! It won't stop!!" Then when it
stops, look down and say...."Oh."

5. Sh_t on the floor in your office and when someone comes in and sees
it tell them its the fake plastic kind- when they try to pick it up,
and realize that their hand is full of sh_t, laugh and point.

4. Before a meeting fill your mouth with custard- then during the
meeting put one finger in the air and make like you're hocking up a
big loogie-then spit the custard into a clear glass and hand it to the
person next to you and say "Beat that!"

3. Inform a male co-worker that he "wouldn't make a good hooker,"
then piss in his coffee and tell him he needs a good "_ss f_cking"

2. Keep telling the same person that they have bad breath even if they
don't, and then punch them in the mouth

1. Announce in a meeting that you have AIDS. After everyone gives
you the sympathy remarks- tell everyone how you're just kidding- tell
everyone that they're just a bunch of retards.
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