Extreme Bumper Stickers
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Who lit the fuse on your tampon?
Support Cannibalism-EAT, ME!
I don't have a license to kill. I have a learner's permit.
Who were the beta testers for Preparations A through G?
5 days a week my body is a temple. The other two, it's an amusement
park.
Save the whales! Trade them for valuable prizes.
My wife keeps complaining I never listen to her ... or something
like that.
Sure you can trust the government! Just ask an Indian!
If we are what we eat; I'm cheap, fast, and easy.
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One day, the teacher walks into her classroom and announces to the
class that on each Friday, she will ask a question to the class and
anyone who answers correctly doesn't have to go to school the following
Monday.
On the first Friday, the teacher asks, "How many grains of sand are
in the beach?" Needless to say, no one could answer.
The following Friday, the teacher asks the class, "How many stars are
in the sky?" and again no one could answer. Frustrated, little Johnny
decides that the next Friday, he would somehow answer the question and
get a 3 day weekend.
So Thursday night, Johnny takes two Ping-Pong balls and paints them
black. The next day, he brings them to school in a paper bag. At the
end of the day, just when the teacher says, "Here's this week's
question," Johnny empties the bag to the floor sending the Ping-Pong
balls rolling to the front of the room. Because they are young kids who
find any disruption of class amusing, the entire class starts laughing.
The teacher says, " Okay, who's the comedian with the black balls?"
Immediately, little Johnny stands up and says, "Bill Cosby, see ya on
Tuesday!"
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It'll be hunting season soon here in the US with the usual number
of shooting accidents. Last year in Howard County, a hunter was
climbing thru a fence with his gun cocked.
He was survived by his wife, two children and three deer.
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