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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke
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To: Henry Volquardsen who wrote (7150)10/5/1998 3:44:00 PM
From: jbIII  Read Replies (2) of 62549
 
Borrowed from the RB thread.

There is a beautiful deserted island in the middle of nowhere where
the following people are stranded:

2 Italian men and 1 Italian woman
2 French men and 1 French woman
2 German men and 1 German woman
2 Greek men and 1 Greek woman
2 English men and 1 English woman
2 Bulgarian men and 1 Bulgarian woman
2 American men and 1 American woman
2 Irish men and 1 Irish woman

One month later on this absolutely stunning deserted island in the
middle of nowhere, the following has occurred:

* One Italian man killed the other Italian man for the Italian
woman.
* The two French men and the French woman are living happily
together in a menage a trois.
* The 2 German men have a strict weekly schedule of when they
alternate with the German woman.
* The 2 Greek men are sleeping with each other and the Greek
woman is cleaning and cooking for them.
* The 2 English men are waiting for someone to introduce them
to the English woman.
* The Bulgarian men took a long look at the endless ocean and
one look at the Bulgarian woman and they started swimming.
* The two American men are contemplating the virtues of
suicide, while the American woman keeps on bitching about her
body being her own, the true nature of feminism, how she can do
everything that they can do, the necessity of fulfillment, the equal division of household chores, how her last boyfriend respected her opinion and treated her much nicer, and how her relationship with her mother is improving. But at least the taxes are low and it is not raining.
* The Irish began by dividing the island into North and South and
by setting up a distillery. They do not remember if sex is in the
picture because it gets sort of foggy after the first few litres of coconut whiskey, but at least the English are not getting any.
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