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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke

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To: Carol who wrote (511)12/30/1996 12:10:00 AM
From: Tom R. Jones   of 62565
 
The wife of a minister asked him, "What are you preaching on Sunday?"

He replied, "Skiing". She said, "You don't know anything about skiing! You only ever did it once!" He refused to change his mind.

Sunday morning the wife was ill and stayed home. On the way to church the minister thought about what his wife had said and changed his mind. Instead of skiing, he decided to preach on a subject that he knew a lot about...sex. After church the minister forgot to tell his wife about the change of subject.

Monday morning at the ladies meeting, the topic of conversation was the best sermon anyone had ever heard. The minister's wife listened for a while and finally had had enough. She exclaimed, "I want all of you ladies to know that my husband has only ever done it once and when he did he fell off and broke his leg!"
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