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To: Shinie who wrote (7225)10/9/1998 9:10:00 PM
From: Shinie  Read Replies (1) of 62547
 
UNDERSTANDING SOFTWARE PROFESSIONS :

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1. Software Plumber : Has a tendency to work with PIPES in different environments.

2. Software Tailor : Has a natural liking towards THREADS even for single user environments..

3. Software Sweeper : Opens others dirty ,clogged programs and Sweeps cleans them.

4. Software Novelist : Writes 40 lines of Documentation before a one line call to a function.

5. Software Electrician : Suggests the use of SOCKETS each time a remote machine is to be sensed.

6. Software PIMP : Also popularly called Contracting AGENT .

7. Software DOG : Ensures that every ERROR message is followed by an irritating bark ,OOPS!! "beep".

8. Software Pirate : Considers it a crime to buy Software at the original price.

9. Software Cook : Always offers his/her users with COOKIES.

10.Software Waiter : Also called an Idle Contract Programmer, waits on his /her boss for work.

11.Software Archer : Plays with pointers and shoots - .

12.Software Artist : Is so obsessed with Indentation that the whole program looks like one big ARROW.

13.Software Hunter : Is always on the hunt for new websites.

14.Software Cop : Is on the hunt for offensive software /software users.

15.Software Saint : Goes into a deep TRANCE while programing.

16.Software Don : Intimidates others with crazy and scary ideas.

17.Software Porter : Does the Downloading of Software for his/her users.

18.Software Programmer : No such species exists anymore.

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