One dismal rainy night, a taxi driver
spotted an arm waving from the
shadows of an alley halfway down the
block. Even before he rolled to
a stop at the curb, a figure leaped into
the cab and slammed the door.
Checking his rear view mirror as he
pulled away, he was startled to
see a dripping wet, naked woman
sitting in the back seat.
"Where to?" he stammered.
"Union Station," answered the woman.
"You got it," he said, taking another
long glance in the mirror.
The woman caught him staring at her
and asked, "Just what the hell are
you looking at, driver?"
"Well ma'am, I noticed that you're
completely naked, and I was just
wondering how you'll pay your fare."
The woman spread her legs, put her
feet up on the front seat, smiled
at the driver and said, "Does *THIS*
answer your question?"
Still looking in the mirror, the cabbie
asked, "Got anything smaller?" |
