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To: taxikid who wrote (7406)	10/20/1998 11:08:00 PM
From: Cheeky Kid	Read Replies (1) of 62548

Why did the chicken cross the road? Pat Buchanan: To steal a job from a decent, hardworking American. Louis Farrakhan: The road, you will see, represents the black man. The chicken crossed the "black man" in order to trample him and keep him down. Colonel Sanders: I missed one? L.A. Police Department: Give us five minutes with the chicken and we'll find out. Aristotle: It is the nature of chickens to cross the road. Sadam Hussein: This was an unprovoked act of rebellion and we were quite justified in dropping 50 tons of nerve gas on it. Captain James T. Kirk: To boldly go where no chicken has gone before. Fox Mulder: You saw it cross the road with your own eyes. How many more chickens have to cross before you believe it? Bill Gates: I have just released Chicken Coop 98, which will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your check book..and Explorer is an inextricable part of the operating system.

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