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To: Henry Volquardsen who wrote (7409)	10/21/1998 9:27:00 AM
From: SIer formerly known as Joe B.	Read Replies (1) of 62548

SUBMITTED FOR YOUR VERIFICATION If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy for an atomic bomb. Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure. The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue. The male praying mantis can't copulate while it's head is attached to it's body. The female initiates sex by ripping the males head off. A cockroach will live nine days without it's head, before it starves to death. (oh boy) A pigs orgasm last for 30 minutes. Banging you head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour. You can't kill yourself by holding your breath. The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet. On average people fear spiders more than they do death. American's on average eat 18 acres of pizza every day. You are more likely to be killed by a champagne cork than by a poisonous spider. Right handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed. A crocodile can't stick it's tongue out. The ant can lift 50 times it's own weight, can pull 30 times it's own weight and always falls over on its right side when intoxicated. Polar bears are left handed. The flea can jump 350 time sit's body length, that is like a human jumping the length of a football field. A gorilla's penis is 1/3 the length of that of a human. Some lions mate over 50 times a day. Butterflies taste with their feet. Elephants are the only animals that can't jump. A cat's urine glows under a blacklight. An ostrich's eye is bigger than it's brain.

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