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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke
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To: jbIII who wrote (7462)10/22/1998 3:41:00 PM
From: Hunter Vann  Read Replies (2) of 62549
 
Are You A Male Chauvinist?
> > >>How many men does it take to open a beer?
> > >>None. It should be opened by the time she brings it.
> > >>Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a
> woman? Because
> > a woman
> > >>who can't even afford a washing machine will never be
> able to
> > support you.
> > >>Why do women have smaller feet than men?
> > >>So they can stand closer to the kitchen sink.
> > >>How do you know when a woman's about to say something
> smart?
> > >>When she starts her sentence with "A man once told
> me..."
> > >>How do you fix a woman's watch?
> > >>You don't. There's a clock on the oven!
> > >>
> > >>Why do men pass gas more than women?
> > >>Because women won't shut up long enough to build up
> pressure.
> > >>Women are like guns, keep one around long enough and
> you're gonna
> > want to
> > >>shoot it.
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