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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke
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To: David Lawrence who wrote (538)1/3/1997 7:08:00 PM
From: Scrapps   of 62578
 
Back at ya David.

A lady wakes up one morning and finds her dog laid out on the kitchen floor not breathing, she trys to get the dog to start breathing again, but can't. She then throws the dog in the car and races to the vet. The vet lays the dog on the floor and gives it a shot in the heart and CPR, still the dog won't breath. The vet turns to the lady and she starts yelling for him to try something else. The vet scurries off into the back room and comes out with a covered cage, he sets it on the floor and open the door, then out comes a black cat...it walks over to the dog and sniffs it from nose to tail and back, then walks back into the cage. The vet closes the cage and tell the lady there is nothing more that can be done, he then walks into the back again, a few minutes later the vet comes out and hands the lady a bill for $360, the lady exclaims..."Doctor you didn't save my dog it is to much!!" The vet say "mame..it is a very reasonable bill, there is $30 for the medicine, $30 for my time and $300 for the Cat Scan."
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