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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke
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To: Scrapps who wrote (546)1/4/1997 12:33:00 AM
From: David Lawrence   of 62576
 
A man and wife are traveling down the highway. The man sees the lights of a police car in his mirror and the officer motioning for him to pull over.

The officer walks up to the window and says "Did you know you were speeding back there?"

The lady, who is nearly deaf, turns to her husband and screaches "What did he say, what did he say?"

The man turns to his wife and said "He said I was speeding."

"Ohhhh" she replies.

The officer then asked "Where do you come from?"

The woman once again screaches "What did he say?"

He wants to know where we're from," he tells her. The man replies to the officer "we're from Cleveland."

"Oh, I see," said the officer, "I once had a bad sexual experience in Cleveland."

Once again, she screaches "What did he say, what did he say?"

The man turns to his wife and yells "He says you look familiar!"
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