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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke

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To: Charles Carson who wrote (559)1/5/1997 12:50:00 PM
From: cruz   of 62575
 
I hope this joke is suitable for this audience.

A husband and wife are in a terrible car crash and are rushed to hospital. The husband has minor injuries and the wife is in a coma. The doctors feel the woman has very little chance of surviving and ask the husband to see them about a radical new treatment.

Doctor: Mr. Jones, I am afraid your wife has very little chance of surviving, there is little more we can do, however we are aware of a radical new approach.

Husband: What is it doctor?

Doctor: Well, it is rather different approach.

Husband: Anything doc, what is it? I can't bare to lose my wife doc, what?

Doctor: Well you have to have oral sex with your wife.

Husband: Really? Well if thats what it takes, I'll do it.

The doctors all leave the room to allow the couple their privacy. Sure enough after a few minutes the moniters begin to react and her vital signs all begin to increase and then suddenly she flat lines. The doctors all rush in.

Doctors: What happened? Things were going so well!

Husband: I'm no expert Doc but I think she drowned.
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