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To: george wood who wrote (7572)	10/31/1998 11:44:00 PM
From: John Messbauer	Read Replies (2) of 62551

Top Ten Changes at NASA to Accommodate 76-Year-Old John Glenn's Return to Space Aboard the Shuttle Discovery: 10. All important devices now operated by the Clapper. 9. Shuttle's thermostat set at 80 degrees. 8. Shuffle board installed in cargo bay. 7. "Early Bird" specials from Morrison's Cafeteria included on menu. 6. One monitor specifically designated for Matlock. 5. Little bowls of candy scattered randomly about the ship. 4. Top speed of shuttle set at 25 miles per hour. 3. Installed a new bifocal windshield. 2. Space pants now go up to armpits. 1. Left-blinker left on for entire mission. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ The guy had invited his girlfriend to attend a Halloween party with him, and showed up at her door wearing only a pair of roller blades. "Uh, and just what on Earth are you supposed to be?" she asked. "What else?" he replied smiling. "I'm a pull toy!"

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