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To: Ian@SI who wrote ()	11/2/1998 10:21:00 PM
From: dougb 1	Read Replies (1) of 62549

Horrible incident! How about an old joke, but a goodie: Coming out of the tavern the lady had finally gained the necessary courage to enter the tattoo parlor down the street. She had always wanted a tattoo – something of special significance to her. She looked at some samples, some photographs – some drawn on pieces of paper pinned on the wall before her. She had often thought that she wanted a tattoo of Elvis to be placed on her inner thigh. When she couldn't choose between two drawings of Elvis, the tattoo artist suggested she get both! – one on each inner thigh. When he had completed his work the lady looked at the art for the first time. As she studied the fresh tattoos she became concerned, stating that she didn't think the images really resembled Elvis. The artist soon realized that it would be futile for him to try and convince her otherwise, and hoped that he could find someone else to ease her mind. He looked up and down the street for anyone that could help. He saw the legs of a man in an adjacent doorway and hoped, as a last resort, to arouse him. With the promise of a few dollars, the tattoo artist was able to persuade the old man to be the judge. He explained that he would look at the tattoos and tell them who they resembled. The old man kneeled before the lady as she lifted her dress for him to view the work. He was allowed to take his time and it seemed that he wanted to do a good job. Finally, the tattoo artist said, “tell us, who do they look like?” The old man raised his head and said, “I'm not sure who the two twins are, but the one in the middle is definitely Willie Nelson.” db 1

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