A blonde is visiting Washington, DC. This is her first time to the city, so
she wants to see the capitol building. Unfortunately, she can't find it, so
she asks a police officer for directions. "Excuse me, officer" the blonde
says, "How do I get to the capitol building"
The officer says, "Wait here at this bus stop for the number 54 bus. It'll
take you right there"
The blonde thanks the officer and he drives off.
Three hours later the police officer comes back to the same area, and sure
enough the blonde is still waiting at the same bus stop. The officer gets
out of his car and says, "Excuse me, but to get to the capitol building, I
said to wait here for the number 54 bus. That was three hours ago. Why are
you still waiting"
The blonde says, "Don't worry, officer, it won't be long now. The 45th bus
just went by.
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A Jewish girl comes home and says, "Ma, I got married."
Her mother says, "Oy, that's great."
She says, "But, Ma, he's an Arab."
Her mother says, "Oy, that's not so great."
She says, "But, Ma, he's an Arab Sheik. He's wealthy beyond
your wildest dreams. You and Daddy are going to live in the
lap of luxury for the rest of your lives."
Six months later, she walks in the house and says, "Ma, I love
my Arab Sheik, but my God, all he wants to do is screw me in
my ass. Day and night, all he'll do is bang me in the ass.
When I got married, my asshole was like a dime... now, it's
like a silver dollar."
Her mother says, "So for ninety cents you're going to make trouble?"
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