A guy is sitting at the bar drinking to drown his sorrows.
>>> > A beautiful woman sits down next to him, orders a double, and sighs
>>> > deeply. He turns to her and asks her, "So what's wrong in your
>life?"
>>> > She hardly glances at him and says, "My husband left me today."
>>> > He says, "What a coincidence. My wife left me today."
>>> > They keep drinking for a few minutes and then he asks her, "So why
>did
>>> > he leave you?"
>>> > She looks at him and says, "He said he couldn't stand living with
>me
>>> > anymore."
>>> > He says, "What a coincidence! My wife said she couldn't stand
>living
>>> > with me anymore, too."
>>> > They drink some more and then he asks her, "So what couldn't he
>stand
>>> > about living with you?"
>>> > She smiles at him a little and says, "Well, I like really kinky sex
>and
>>> > he didn't, so he left."
>>> > The guy shakes his head in disbelief and says, "This is incredible!
>I
>>> > like really kinky sex and that's why my wife left."
>>> > They drink some more, exchanging sidelong glances, and he finally
>>> > says, "Well, seeing as we're both alone now, and seeing as we both
>have
>>> > similar interests..."
>>> > "Yes," she quickly says, "my apartment is right around the corner."
>>> > So they head over to her apartment. Once inside she says, "I'm
>going to
>>> > slip into something a little more comfortable. I'll be right back."
>>> > She goes into her bedroom and gets undressed, then puts on a
>studded
>>> > leather collar, black lace split-crotch panties, a leather bustier,
>>> > fishnet
>>> > stockings and spike heels, the whole set-up.
>>> > She comes out of the bedroom to find the guy heading out the door.
>>> > "Why are you leaving?" she asks him, "You just got here. I thought
>we
>>> > were going to have some kinky sex."
>>> > He looks at her and shrugs, "Hey, I fucked your dog and crapped in
>your
>>> > purse. I'm done."
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