An elderly couple met for a romp in the broom closet at the nursing home.They undressed and were about to screw,The woman decided to warn the man of her heart condition."I should tell you,I have acute angina."she said. The man replied,"thats good because you have the ugliest breast i have ever seen"
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A man got on an elevator on the 10th floor, (he was heading to the lobby) on the 8th floor a beautiful woman walked in.(they were alone) on the way to the lobby the gorgeous woman hit the stop button. she turned to the man and said "can you make me feel like a true woman?" the man said "i sure can" and excitedly took off all his clothes, he then threw them in the corner of the elevator. he turned to the woman pointed to the clothes and said "now fold them"
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Two Canadians are sitting in a bar, and getting bored. They decide to play 20 questions. The first Canadian tries to think of a word and after a little pondering come up with the word---moosecock. The second Canadian tries his first question, "Is it something good to eat?" The first guy thinks a moment then laughs and replys "Sure, I suppose you could eat it." The second Canadian says, "Is it a moosecock?"
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This guy visits Kuwait before Desert Storm and mentions to his guide that he has noticed that the men in Kuwait always walk 10 paces in front of the women. "Why is this so?" he asks. "Out of respect to the men" his guide answers. After the war he returns and now notes that the women walk 10 paces in front of the men. "I see American influence has changed your attitudes regarding women. What exactly is the reason for the change?" "Land mines" answers the guide.
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The teacher told her class the word of the day was "dictate" and who could spell it. Alfalfa raises his hand and he says d-i-k-t-a-t-e-. Teacher says sorry that's wrong and calls on Buckwheat. Buckwheat says d-i-c-k-t-a-t-e. Sorry says the teacher, that's not right. She calls on Darla and Darla says d-i-c-t-a-t-e. Very good Darla,says the teacher, that's correct. Now, says the teacher, who can use this word in a sentence? Buckwheat raises his hand I know-Iknow, he says. OK says the teacher, please use the word Buckwheat. Buckwheat says: How did my dictate last night, Darla? |
