The Lone Ranger was captured and held hostage by a mean group of outlaws. On the first day, the meanest outlaw says to the Lone Ranger: "At sunrise on the third day we're gonna hang you from that tree over yonder." The Lone ranger responds: "Well, would you grant me one final wish? I'd like to talk to my horse." The outlaw agrees, and they bring Silver over to him. He whispers into Silver's ear and the horse takes off. About an hour later, the horse shows up with a beautiful brunette, and she and the Lone Ranger go off and make out.
The meanest of the outlaws comes over afterwards, and says: "At sunrise on the second day we're gonna hang you from that tree over yonder." The Lone ranger responds: "Well, would you grant me another wish? I'd like to talk to my horse again." The outlaw agrees, and they bring Silver over to him. He whispers into Silver's ear and the horse takes off. About an hour later, the horse shows up with a beautiful blonde, and she and the Lone Ranger go off and make out.
The meanest of the outlaws comes over afterwards, and says: "At sunrise tomorrow we're gonna hang you from that tree over yonder." The Lone ranger responds: "Well, would you grant me another wish? I'd like to talk to my horse again." The outlaw agrees, and they bring Silver over to him. He whispers into Silver's ear: "Now listen, you stupid animal this is your last chance. I said bring me a POSSE!" |
