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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke
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To: aknahow who wrote (7902)11/24/1998 9:17:00 PM
From: John Messbauer  Read Replies (1) of 62550
 
Jon's working at the lumberyard, pushing a tree through the
buzz saw, and accidentally shears off all ten of his fingers. He
goes to the emergency room.

The doctor says, "Yuck! Well, give me the fingers, and I'll see
what I can do."

Jon says, "I haven't got the fingers."

The doctor says, "What do you mean, you haven't got the
fingers? It's 1998. We've got microsurgery and all kinds of
incredible techniques. I could have put them back on and made
you like new. Why didn't you bring the fingers?"

Jon says, "Well, shit, Doc, I couldn't pick 'em up."
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