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To: Laurens who wrote (7912)	11/26/1998 11:42:00 AM
From: Frederick Meacoe	Read Replies (1) of 62550

A young woman brought her fiancé home to meet her parents. After dinner, her father asked the young man into his study. "So what are your plans?", he began. "I'm a theology scholar" the young man replied. "Admirable" the father said "but what will you do to provide a nice home for my daughter?" "I will study and God will provide" he explained. "And how will you afford to raise children?" "God will provide." The men left the study and the mother asked her husband, "How'd it go?" "Well, he has no money or employment plans," the father said, "but on the other hand, he thinks I'm God." ______________________________ These two guys meet after not having seen each other for many years. First guy asks the second guy "how have things been going?" The second guy speaking very s..l..o..w..l..y. Tells the first guy "I w..a..s.. a..l..m..o..s..t.. m..a..r..r.. i..e..d.. The first guy says in amazement "Hey; you dont stutter any more." His friend says " y..e.p.., I w..e..n..t.. t..o.. a.. d..o..c..t..o..r.. a..n..d.. h..e.. t..o..l..d.. m..e.. t..h..a..t.. i..f.. I s..p..e..a..k.. s..l..o..w..l..y.. I.. w..i..l..l.. n..o..t. . s..t..u..t..t..e..r.." The first guy congratulates him and than asks again about the "almost married" part. "W..e..l..l.. m..y.. f..i..a..n..c..e..e.. a..n..d.. I w..e..r..e s..i...t..t..i..n..g.. o..n.. h..e..r.. p..o...r..c..h.. a..n..d.. t..h..e.. d..o..g.. w..a..s.. s..c..r..a..t..c..h..i..n..g.. h..i..s.. b..a..c..k.. S..o.., I.. t..o..l..d. . h..e..r.. t..h..a..t.. a..f..t..e..r.. w..e'.r..e.. m..a..r..r..i..e..d.. s..h..e.. c..a..n.. d..o.. t..h..a..t.. f..o..r.. m..e! T..h..a..t'..s.. w..h..e..n.. s..h..e.. t..h..r..e..w.. t..h..e.. r..i..n..g.. i..n.. m..y.. f..a..c..e.." "Why would she throw the ring in your face for that" asks the first friend. " W..e..l..l, I.. s..p..e..a..k.. s..o.. s..l..o..w..l..y.., t..h..a..t.. b..y.. t..h..e.. t..i..m..e.. s..h..e.. l..o..o..k..e..d.. a..t.. t..h..e. . d..o..g.. h..e.. w..a..s.. l..i..c..k..i..n..g.. h..i..s.. b..a..l..l..s.."

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