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To: Frederick Meacoe who wrote (7913)	12/4/1998 2:31:00 PM
From: Frederick Meacoe	Read Replies (4) of 62550

Two longhorns boarded a flight out of Dallas for Houston. One sat in the window seat, the other sat in the middle seat. Just before takeoff an Aggie got on and took the aisle seat next to the Longhorns. He kicked off his shoes wiggled his toes and was settling in when the t-sip in the window seat said "I think I'll get up and get a coke." "No problem," said the Aggie. "I'll get it for you." While he was gone, the longhorn picked up the Aggie's shoe and spit in it. When the Aggie returned with the coke the other longhorn said, "That looks good I think I'll have one too." Again the Aggie obligingly went to fetch it and while he was gone the other t-sip picked up the other shoe and spit in it. The Aggie returned and they all sat back and enjoyed the short flight to Houston. As the plane was landing the Aggie slipped his feet into his shoes and knew immediately what had happened. "How long must this go on?" the Aggie asked. "This enmity between our peoples? This hatred? This animosity? This spitting in shoes and peeing in cokes?"

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