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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke

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To: chester lee who wrote (636)1/18/1997 2:49:00 PM
From: Scott Mc   of 62579
 
I liked the pear part, here is another...

Man goes to have his eye's checked,

the Optomitrist holds up a peach and says what do you see?
Man says "A fuzzy Peach"
Optom says, "Blurred Vision and writes it down"

the Optomitrist holds up a pear and says what do you see?
Man says "I see a Pear"
Optom says "Double Vision and writes it down"

Man says "I can't believe my ears"
Optom says "Also tble hearing"
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