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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke

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To: SJS who wrote (8043)	12/13/1998 2:11:00 PM
From: James H. Irwin	Read Replies (2) of 62549

A penguin is driving down the highway in the desert and all of a sudden his air conditioning goes out. Obviously he begins to perspire so he rolls down the window to try and cool off...but that doesn't work and actually makes him even hotter. He drives a few miles and finally comes across a small town with a service station, so he naturally pulls in and calls to the attendant that he is having difficulty with his "air" and asks if he could fix it. The attendant responds by saying he is working on another car, but he will get to it and to come back in about an hour. The penguin wipes his brow and says to the guy, "me being a penguin and all...I'm dying out here. Is there someplace I can chill out for awhile?" The attendant points across the street towards a small market and says "try over there!" The penguin gets out of the car and waddles across the street to the market. He walks through the door and looks around to find that the store is apparently empty. He looks left then right and spies a stand up freezer. He obviously makes a move to the freezer...opens up one of the doors and begins to finally cool off. He's digging this big time and then opens his eyes and sees a quart of vanilla ice cream. He looks around...doesn't see anyone still, but worse off he doesn't see a spoon. But that doesnt stop him, so he flips off the lid and starts using his flippers to eat the ice cream. Now he's pretty much euphoric and he's just flipping this ice cream into his mouth, and digging life again. Still he looks around the store and nobody is to be found. He looks up at the clock and realizes that he's been there for almost an hour. So he closes the freezer door, waddles out the store back to his car. He sees his car in the garage and asks the guy how his car is doing. The attendant is looking under the hood and without looking up he says: "Hey looks like your in luck, it looks like you just blew a seal!" The penguin responds: "No man I was just eating some vanilla ice cream!"

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