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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke
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To: James H. Irwin who wrote (8074)12/13/1998 4:14:00 PM
From: robnhood  Read Replies (1) of 62569
 
A Mennonite Mother and Daughter are riding down the road in a buggy.
The daughter says to the mother, " Mom, my hands are freezing", Mom says , " Put them in your crotch, and they will warm up"..
A few days later, the daughter is riding in the buggy with her boyfriend when he tells her his nose is freezing. She says, "Put your nose in my crotch", and sure enough it warms up..
A couple of days later in the buggy the boyfriend tells her his penis is cold and she tells him to put it in her crotch..

Next day, mom happens to ask her daughter if she's ever seen a penis..

---"Yes,---
and are they ever messy when they thaw out"
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