Okay, TLC, you asked for it. Here is the piece de resistance, the chef d'oeuvre, with animal references highlighted:
One steps away for a mere few days to find upon one's return that yet another liberal maggot has hatched to now worm its loathsome body through the rotting carcass of our nation's moral constitution.
>I am trying to keep this a two party system...<
As if you have power to work the political machinery of this country. The best a
pervert can do in this world is vote, and considering the half-witted things for which they vote, even this is a grievous matter.
>but you Republicans insist on getting involved with personalities instead of the
issues...and the real lunatic fringe, the RR...I mean, just throw them over the side
and don't let them in the lifeboat. <
If liberals are in the boat, then those in the RR will do well to jump ship, swimming
away as fast as possible, trusting themselves to the comparatively nurturing sea.
They do well here because if liberals are in the boat, then the boat is nothing but a
boat of Death. It is not the RR that supports puncturing a baby's skull and sucking
out its brains, you see. Nor do they support self-murder. The RR does not support
bringing homosexual culture, a culture of comprehensive filth and promiscuity, into mainstream American culture. They do not support forcing Americans to fund "plays" wherein the actors throw "AIDS infected blood" into the audience. It is not the practice of the RR to extract money from Americans to fund “art” that directly insults the religious identities of others. It is crusty-mouthed and perverted liberals who support this sort of filth and barbarism. So then when you speak of morons, you unwittingly refer to liberals because there exists nothing more moronic than those who literally kill their children and who support unfettered smut. Even with its faults the RR is so much more preferable than the sick lunatics that are the liberals.
Now one may attempt to ridicule the RR endlessly, as you have here; but as long as
one identifies oneself with Democrats and other liberals, one is by some degree
comparable to a filthy murderous and unrepentant whore who slanders the citizen
who tries to live according to what is good. The mere existence of the good citizen
shines the light of decency upon such an unrepentant liberal whore, convicting her of her filthy reality-- inviting her to rise, perchance to act human. But of course the invitation is always a vain one, because the liberal whore is no human, but a depraved beast. She has not even a shred of true human character and discipline. So instead of turning from her corrupt life, she recoils from the sublime light of goodness, huddling in the comfort of darkness to do the only thing her sapless nature will allow: she attempts to ridicule what she is not-- she attempts to ridicule goodness and truth.
Well then. You now have your way, and the time will come, perhaps during your
lifetime (and by one means or another) when even your foolish wish for the
elimination of the RR will materialize. Then you will have your child murdering
and euthanasia without challenge. You will have your coveted filth, your
homosexuality, your pornography, your irresponsible sex, drugs, this, without
challenge. You will have your perjuries, your adulteries, your lies, cheating, your
injustices, without challenge. When your daughters are plainly disrespected by men, toyed with and discarded by them, and when no one cares at all about it, not even you, and when your daughters' husbands lie and cheat on them repeatedly, destroying them and their children, prancing around our society while retaining utmost respect, you will yet be too stupid to understand that it is you who promoted such abuse, and you will have it all without challenge. You will have all your misery without challenge, and you will suffer depravity and perversity the likes of which you cannot now imagine.
>Want to keep your party or do you want to be the new Whig party and become a
nostalgic memory? I'm telling you how to save your party... you, of course, won't
listen and that is your undoing...your refusal to listen to me when, really, all I am
trying to do is help you morons.<
Most of us know it is asinine to look to cockroaches for political advice, though even a cockroach has brains enough to flee the corner when the pointy shoed woman approaches. So then for most of us it is a forgone conclusion that it is asinine to heed one who, in the grand political scheme of things, amounts to something quite a bit less than a cockroach.
>I thought that Republicans stood for getting government out of my hair... what
happened to that concept?<
It died with that revolting toupee.
>Now you jerks want to invade my bedroom,<
The RR simply wants that pornography, prostitution and other sundry liberal maggotries not be easily available to their children. So you may continue your nightly rituals with impunity, and as long as you stay in your bedroom during them, you should have no fear whatever of the RR. Many members of the RR would sooner slash their wrists than be found in such a dungy grotto.
>tell me I have to pray in school<
Many in the RR simply want the right to pray during school hours. They
understand some people will not pray when given the opportunity and believe this
fine. Many of them also believe that merely because there exists some who do not
want to pray is no reason to proscribe prayer for all. There are some children whose religious training require they pray several times daily, and yet because of the whining of one stupid liberal, neither they nor any child in the entire country is allowed a specified time to pray. It is the fecal brained liberals who oppress the many to make life miserable for the few.
>not have queers as friends<
Many in the RR recognize that birds of a feather will flock together, and they therefore are completely indifferent to your having “queers” as friends. Nevertheless when your “friends” want to force access to our sons' scout troops and other such liberal ideas, the RR thinks it utter lunacy to allow it. And it indeed is utter lunacy because as far as we know there exists no genuine partition between our pure children and your sick “friends”.
>and god forbid that I elevate a female above the ranks of a professional
dishwasher.<
This is obviously ridiculous as to do any such elevating you must first be in
possession of a job with at least as much authority as head dishwasher.
>You're going down the drain...I'm trying to help, but it's not help you want...<
The problem here is that because “Who me?”'s image spins in your field-of-view, you have become hopelessly confused, having failed to realize that she stands on the solid ground of moral constancy and that it is you who foolishly spins down the drain of perversion. “Who me?” obviously has the common sense and decency to recognize and reject a liar who flagrantly and repeatedly lies both to her and to her judicial system. You obviously do not. It should therefore be self-evident to any person with a brain at least half that of a gnat's as to which of you has already washed down the drain.
Message 6417957
Again -- enjoy!
jbe
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