Animals and Things Connected to Them Used as Invectives

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Animals and Things Connected to Them Used as Invectives

An SI Board Since December 1998

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Emcee: Don Pueblo	Type: Unmoderated

Introduction Compact

I've seen so many, and laughed so hard, that I must create a thread for them. It's only right, because:

1. The animals have no defense against these invectives.
2. Some of the invectives are quite creative.
3. Most of the invectives speak volumes about the person that wrote them.
4. We need more useless threads on SI.
5. I want a place to go to when I need a good laugh.

Rules: Post the link, or post the post. It must have an invective relating to an animal/something related to an animal. Human things are Off Topic, but if they are funny, go for it.

Acceptable: "You are a piece of bat guano."
Acceptable: (Off Topic) "You are like a bad case of dandruff."
Unacceptable: "I like Intel, I think it will go up."

The "key word" is animals. If you see an animal invective, just copy the post, search for "animal", go here, post it, and help me out, you slug.

I'll go first, with the Post That Broke The Chicken's Funnybone.

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Reply	Message Preview	From	Recs	Posted
53	Excuuuse me, TLC, but doesn't taht kind of invective belong on the the CYGS	Janice Shell	-	12/28/1998
52	A lame attempt at grubbing number 7 million. Rats. Missed it.	Don Pueblo	-	12/28/1998
51	TLC, Exactly what type of animal is a <I>tundra</I>? KJC	EL KABONG!!!	-	12/28/1998
50	Canadian Style: you frozen and chilly piece of rotten tundra...	Don Pueblo	-	12/28/1998
49	<i>Stop posting to me. I will not click on any of your links. This i	Don Pueblo	-	12/23/1998
48	jbe, it was passed around the office&#151not sure how it was found. On a no	Bill Ulrich	-	12/16/1998
47	Hilarious, Bill! Best gif I ever saw. How/where did you find it?? jbe	jbe	-	12/16/1998
46	Thank you, Joan. I laughed, my wife laughed, I laughed again. First I showed	Daniel Schuh	-	12/16/1998
45	TLC - no animals in this one, just stick figures but I think you'll like it	Bill Ulrich	-	12/16/1998
44	I once saw a presentation about analyzing the soil in hog yards. The guy that	Tom Swift	-	12/16/1998
43	OFF TOPIC -- Targets here are lepers, not animals (there IS one reference to a	jbe	-	12/16/1998
42	Castration & Cannibalism Fantasy: From: Message 6808234 .....I'm	jbe	-	12/16/1998
41	TLC, I like this one..... #reply-3955843 etc.	Intrepid1	-	12/16/1998
40	Speaking of Bat Guano, this brings to mind my sometimes favorite movie, Dr. Str	Daniel Schuh	-	12/15/1998
39	Was that meant as an INSULT, Tom? Or just as a description of the smell of bat	jbe	-	12/15/1998
38	How to throw animal insults at a fertilizer company: First, from a post introd	jbe	-	12/15/1998
37	And I just found this :) Message 6852023	Tom Swift	-	12/15/1998
36	This doesn't seem to actually send mail anymore, but it does have some good	Tom Swift	-	12/15/1998
35	*********OFF TOPIC******* <i>This dude obviously thinks he speaks fo	jbe	-	12/15/1998
34	Why "crusty-mouthed"? Hmmm...Because filthy liberals indulge in oral	jbe	-	12/15/1998
33	I've never even heard of a Monkey Duck. What part o;f the world are they m	Shoot1st	-	12/15/1998
32	EXCELLENT! I particularly liked the "I probably shouldn't post this...	Don Pueblo	-	12/15/1998
31	I probably shouldn't post this here, as it's no longer available on SI.	Daniel Schuh	-	12/15/1998
30	Not sure if this qualifies, but funny anyway: #reply-6822288 (I don't	Hoatzin	-	12/15/1998
29	I saw some critters, referenced in this family lineage. techstocks.com 19806	K A Anderson	-	12/15/1998

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