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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke
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To: SJS who wrote (8133)12/19/1998 9:30:00 PM
From: John Messbauer  Read Replies (2) of 62551
 
The night before Christmas, a family went to sleep when they were startled
awake by an explosion. They went outside and saw the outside toilet in a
million pieces - with Santa in the rubble.

He was shaking his fist at a sleigh encircling him in the air while he shouted, "You idiots! I said the SCHMIDT house!!"
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Three days after Christmas a woman asked the hardware store clerk, "Do you
have any batteries?"

"Yes." The clerk gestures with his finger. "Can you come this way?"

"If I could come that way," the woman answered, "I wouldn't need the batteries."
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