Christmas Carols for the Psych. Challenged
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> >SCHIZOPHRENIA - Do You Hear What I Hear?
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> >MULTIPLE PERSONALITY - We Three Kings Disoriented Are.
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> >DEMENTIA - I Think I'll Be Home For Christmas.
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> >NARCISSISTIC - Hark The Herald Angels Sing (About Me)
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> >MANIA - Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets
> >and Stores and Office and Town ...or Deck the Halls and
> >Spare No Expense!
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> >PARANOIA - Santa Claus is Coming To Get Me.
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> >PERSONALITY DISORDER - You Better Watch Out, I'm Gonna Cry, I'm
> >Gonna Pout, then MAYBE I'll tell you why.
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> >DEPRESSION - Silent anhedonia, Holy anhedonia. All is calm, All
> >is pretty lonely.
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> >OBSESSIVE COMPULSIVE - Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock,
> >Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock,
> >Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock,
> >Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock,
> >Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock,
> >Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock,
> >Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock,
> >Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock,
> >Jingle Bell...
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> >BORDERLINE PERSONALITY - Thoughts of Roasting in an Open Fire.
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> >PASSIVE AGGRESSIVE - On the First Day of Christmas My True Love
> >Gave to Me (and then took it all away). |
