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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke

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To: BKS who wrote ()12/30/1998 5:06:00 PM
From: jw  Read Replies (1) of 62549
 
Sorry if this has been posted before,

Do your know Jack Schitt?

Jack Schitt is the son of Awe Schitt and Oh Schitt. Awe Schitt,
the fertilizer magnate, married Oh Schitt, the owner of the
Kneedeep Schitt Inn. Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt and the
produced six children. Holy Schitt, their first, passed on shortly
after childbirth. Next came twin sons, Deep Schitt and Dip Schitt;'
two daughters, Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt; and another son,
Bull Schitt. Deep Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a high school
dropout. Dip Schitt married Lotta Schitt and they have a son
named Chicken Schitt. Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt married
the Happens brothers. The Schitt-Happens children are Dawg
Schitt, Byrd Schitt and Horace Schitt. Bull Schitt just married
a spicy little number named Pisa Schitt and they are awaiting
the arrival of Baby Schitt. Howz zat?
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