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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke
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To: Elmer Flugum who wrote (8241)12/31/1998 3:51:00 PM
From: Shawn M. Downey  Read Replies (1) of 62569
 
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If I'm in a grocery store and they start to sack my groceries
without asking "paper or plastic?" I look at them, very annoyed
and ask if they are supposed to ask me which I prefer. They
usually are embarrassed, and meekly ask "paper or plastic?" ...and I say, "It doesn't matter"

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In the checkout line, there was a beautiful young blonde ahead
of me. As she placed her groceries on the checkout stand, the
bagger asked her, "Paper or plastic?"

"It doesn't matter," she replied, "I'm bisacksual."
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