Two friends were having a jovial argument. One was a Christian, the other a Jew.
The Jew says to the Christian: "Look, we were the original religion from where you Christians picked up your ideas. Why, we gave you the ten commandments!"
The Christian responds: "So what, we didn't keep them!"
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A rabbi and priest are having dinner together on New Years Day. They have been acquainted for years.
Priest: "Rabbi, we have known each other for years and I have a personal question I would like to ask you if you do not mind?"
Rabbi: "Sure, go ahead and ask me."
Priest: "I have always wondered if you have eaten ham, even once in your life?"
Rabbi [looking about the room stealthly]: "Well, to be perfectly honest Father, I have but not very often." "Since I have answered your question, may I ask one of you?"
Priest: "Certainly, you may ask."
Rabbi: "I have always wondered if you have had sex with a woman since taking the vow of the priesthood?"
Priest [looking about the room stealthly]:" Well, Rabbi, to be perfectly honest, I have but only once."
Rabbi: "Ok, I am happy that we can be so honest with each other. May I ask you one more personal question?"
Priest: "Sure."
Rabbi: "Its a lot better than ham, isn't it?"
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