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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke
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To: WEBNATURAL who wrote (8271)1/2/1999 7:41:00 PM
From: John Messbauer  Read Replies (2) of 62549
 
Sister Mary Catherine and Sister Mary Elizabeth are walking through the park when they are jumped by two thugs. Their habits are ripped from them and the men begin to sexually assault them.

Sister Mary Catherine casts her eyes heavenward and cries, "Forgive him Lord, for he knows not what he is doing!"

Mary Elizabeth turns and says, "Mine does..."
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There are guys drinking in a bar, when another man comes in and starts drinking at the bar. After a while he approaches the guys, and, pointing at the one in the middle, shouts "I've fucked your mom!"

The three guys look bewildered as man resumes drinking at the bar.

Ten minutes later he comes back. "Your mom's sucked my cock!"

Same thing happens. Ten minutes later he announces "I've had your mom up the ass!"

The young guys have had enough, and the one in the middle stands up and shouts, "Look, Dad, you're drunk, go home!"
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