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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke
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To: SIer formerly known as Joe B. who wrote (8188)1/5/1999 8:30:00 AM
From: JakeStraw  Read Replies (2) of 62551
 
One fall day, a guy is out raking leaves and he notices a hearse slowly
drive by. Following the first hearse is a second hearse, and behind
that is a man walking sadly along, followed by a dog, and then about 200 Men
walking in single file. The guy's intrigued, so he goes up to the man
following the second hearse,and he asks him, "Who's in that first
hearse?" Man says, "My wife." Guy says, "I'm sorry. What happened to
her?" Man says, "My dog bit her and she died." Guy then asks who's in
the second hearse. Man says, "My mother-in-law. My dog bit her and
she died as well." Guy says, "Can I borrow your dog?" Man says, "Get in
line."
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