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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke
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To: Scrapps who wrote (656)1/24/1997 11:14:00 PM
From: David Lawrence   of 62549
 
A boy and his father were playing catch in the front yard when the boy saw a honey bee. He ran over and stomped it.

"That was a honey bee," his father said, "one of our friends, and for stomping him you will do without honey for a week."

Later the boy saw a butterfly so he ran over and stomped it. "That was a butterfly," his father said, "one of our friends, and for stomping him you will do without butter for a week."

The next morning the family had sat down for breakfast. The boy ate his plain toast - no honey and butter. Suddenly a cockroach ran from under the stove. His mother stomped it.

The boy looked at his father and said, "Are you going to tell her or should I?"
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