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Microcap & Penny Stocks : PanAmerican BanCorp (PABN)
PABN 0.000010000.0%Nov 28 9:30 AM EST

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To: ISOMAN who wrote (22445)1/8/1999 1:10:00 AM
From: VBroady  Read Replies (1) of 43774
 
How about a determined 6-year old ...

When I was six I was bored one day. I lived one block from a major ambulance service.

I got a metal spatula and a big can of light fluid right after dark and headed that way.

The driveway up to the emergency entrance/exit was about ten feet wide, not well-lit, and black tar asphalt. I picked a spot and saturated a six-inch area with the lighter fluid, lit it, and waited for the asphalt to soften.

I repeated the above process many times over a three-hour period until I had about a 3'x4' hole dug up. Quite a workout.

I then went down to the corner to a phone booth. I called 911 and told them my daddy was having a heart attack on the street.

Then I gleefully watched from a distance as the ambulance left, only to have the front end drop into the hole - big crashing sound, lots of yelling, etc. I was really delighted with my handywork.

Told all my friends what I had done when I was 14.

Moral of the story: When you do horrible things, keep it to yourself, or for at least until the statute of limitations expires.

I have no children, thank God.

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