My Joke: True Story
A man is at restaurant and snaps his fingers at a pretty waitress. The waitress walks across to the table and asks him politely what would he like to order in way of food/drink etc.
The man says to the waitress, "Just gimme a glass of ice cold water!"
The waitress returns to the table with a glass of ice cold water.
For the second time in a space of a few minutes, after drinking his glass of icee cold water. The man snaps his fingers at the same waitress and asks for another glass of ice cold water, again in a short space of time.
The waitress politely says to the man "Would you like a carafe (jug) of ice cold water".
"No", said the man "Gimme another glass of ice cold water!" The waitress returns with the glass of ice cold water. For the third time, the man snaps his fingers at the same waitress and demands in a loud voice "Gimme a glass of ice cold water!" The waitress politely asks the man, would you he like a carafe of ice cold water. "No", said the man, "Just gimme a glass of ice cold water!
After the sixth time all in the space of a few minutes, the man
asks the same waitress for a glass of ice cold water. The waitress
says to the man, "Do you want to suck my ear?"
"I beg your pardon", said to the man.
The waitress replies in a loud voice, "You heard me, do you want to
suck my ear?"
The man says to the waitress, "Err... ah... Why would I err.. ah... want to suck ear?"
The waitress shouts at the man, "I want some foreplay, before you fuck me about!"
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