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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke

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To: ManyMoose who wrote (8371)1/11/1999 11:30:00 PM
From: Craig Markell  Read Replies (1) of 62549
 
A new bride is preparing to make love for the first time to her new husband. The wife puts on her slinkiest neglegee. When she enters the bedroom, her husband is nowhere to be found. She goes into the living room, only to find him sleeping on the couch. She wakes him and pleads with him to join her in their wedding bed. He flatly refuses. When she asks him why he replies, "My mamma told me about you girls. I know that you have teeth down there and I'm not puttin' any part of me in there". She trys to disuade him and finally says,"Honey, let me show you that I don't have teeth down there". She exposes herself to him and he takes a good hard look and replies, "Of Course you don't have teeth down there... your gums are terrible".
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