A man was walking down the street when he noticed a sign over a bar announcing 'Free Beer For Anyone Who Can Pass The Test'. The man went into the bar, and asked the barman for the details of this test.
"Well," said the barman, "It has three stages: first of all, we have a bottle holding a gallon of pepper tequila back here. You have to drink the whole lot down in one gulp, but you aren't allowed to make a face.
Second, we have a crocodile out back who has a sore tooth. You have to remove the tooth with your bare hands.
Thirdly, we have a woman in a bedroom upstairs who has never had an orgasm. You have to make things right for her."
The man thought for a moment, and then replied "I'm sorry but not only is the first part of that test completely ridiculous, they just get worse from there !".
Anyway, the man stays for a few beers. Ten beers later, he stumbles up to the bar. "Right, where's this tequila ?!!". The barman hands him the bottle of pepper tequila which he drinks down in a gulp, but, eyes streaming, doesn't make a face.
He stumbles out to the back of the bar, and the other customers hear a frightening roaring sound come from the back, followed by splatting sounds, and the rending of muscle and material.
The man comes back into the bar, clothes ripped, covered in blood, and says "Right. Where's this women with the sore tooth ?!!" |
