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To: Jack Colton who wrote (8541)	1/23/1999 2:12:00 AM
From: Chip Anderson	Read Replies (2) of 62549

While not really jokes, these are fun to know. This was forwarded to me and I can't swear to their accuracy. Enjoy! ==================================== Q: What occurs more often in December than any other month? A: Conception. Q: Only 14% of Americans say they've done this with the opposite sex. What is it? A: Skinny dipping. Q: What separates "60 Minutes," on CBS from every other TV show? A: No theme song. Q: Half of all Americans live within 50 miles of what? A: Their birthplace. This is propinquity. Q: Most boat owners name their boats. What is the most popular boat name requested? A: Obsession Q: More women do this in the bathroom than men. A: Wash their hands. Women - 80% Men - 55% Q: What do 100% of all lottery winners do? A: Gain weight. Q: In a recent survey, Americans revealed that this was their favorite smell. A: Banana Q: If you were to spell out numbers, how far would you have to go until you would find the letter "A"? A: *One thousand Q: What do bullet proof vests, fire escapes, windshield wipers and laser printers all have in common? A: All invented by women. Q: Married men revealed that they do this twice as often as single men. A: Change their underwear. Q: This stimulates 29 muscles and chemicals causing relaxation. Women seem to like it light and frequent, men like it more strenuous. A: A kiss Q: This is the only food that doesn't spoil. A: Honey Q: There are more collect calls on this day than any other day of the year. A: Father's Day Q: What trivia fact about Mel Blanc(voice of Bugs Bunny) is most ironic? A: He was allergic to carrots. Q: 40% of all people who come to a party in your home do this? A: Snoop in your medicine cabinet. Q: 3.9% of all women surveyed say they never do this. A: Wear underwear. Q: What person, not a "Seinfeld" regular cast member, is featured on every episode of "Seinfeld"? A: Superman, either by name or pictures on Jerry's refrigerator. Q: 85% of the guys who die while having sex are doing this. A: Cheating on their spouse. ======================================== Chip coolhistory.com "Just updated"

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