A widow and widower lived next door to each other. They had been
neighbors for over 30 years, but each had lost their spouse not too long
ago. Over a number of weeks, they had become close. One day, the man
asked the woman if she enjoyed fishing.
Yes, she replied, she used to enjoy fishing with her late husband. The
man agreed to pick her up at 6 a.m. the next morning. They went down to
the river at the time they decided the next day, and began fishing.
After a while, the man began to move the boat upstream. They came to a
fork in the river and the man asked the woman, "Up or down." Being
nice, he wanted to let her decide.
The woman looked around, promptly took off all her clothes and jumped on
the old man. They had passionate sex. After a while, they redressed
and resumed fishing.
Later in the day, they came to another fork in the river. Again, the
man asked, "Up or down," and once again the woman stripped and another
round of passionate sex commenced.
That evening, upon arriving home, the man asked the woman if she would
like to go fishing again the next day. The woman agreed. A little after
6 a.m. the next morning, they got to the river.
As they came across that first fork in the river, the hopeful man asked
the lady, "Up or down."
"Down," the woman replied.
A little surprised, the man headed that way. After a morning of fishing,
they got to another fork. "Up or down," the man asked.
"Up," the woman said.
"Wait a minute," the man said. "Yesterday, when I asked that question,
you took all your clothes off and we had passionate sex. What's going
on?"
"Well," the woman replied, "yesterday, I forgot my hearing aid and I
thought you said 'Fuck or Drown!'"
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A husband, one bright sunny morning, turns to his lovely wife...
"Wife, we're going fishing this weekend, you, me and the dog."
The wife grimaces, "But I don't like fishing!"
"Look! We're going fishing and that's final!"
"Do I have to go fishing with you? I really don't want to go!"
"Okay, I'll give you three choices:
1 - You come fishing with me and the dog
2 - You give me a blow job, or
3 - You take it up the ass!"
The wife grimaces again, "But I don't want to do any of those things!"
"Wife I've given you three options, you'll HAVE to do one of them! I'm going
to the garage to sort out my fishing tackle, when I come back I expect you
to have made up your mind!"
The wife sits and thinks about it. Twenty minutes later her husband comes
back.
"Well, what have you decided? FISHING with me and the dog, BLOW JOB, or ASS!?"
The wife complains some more and finally makes up her mind. "OK, l'll give
you a blow job"
"Great!" He says and drops his pants. The wife is on her knees doing the
business. She stops and looks up at her husband.
"This tastes absolutely disgusting. It tastes all shitty!"
"Yes," says her husband "the dog didn't want to go fishing either
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