This is also from an E-Mail from www.cartalk.com. (The best show on radio - Saturday mornings) It may have already been on this board but since it's the Lame Joke of the Week, I thought it was worth repeating.
P.S. Ready for the cartalk.com Lame Joke of the Week?
This Week's Topic: Engineering vs. English Majors
An English and engineering convention was being held. On the train to the
convention, there were both English majors and engineering majors. Each of
the English majors had his/her own train ticket. But the engineers had only
ONE ticket for all of them.
The English majors started laughing and snickering. The engineers ignored
the laughter. Then, one of the engineers said, "Here comes the conductor."
All of the engineers piled into the bathroom. The English majors were
puzzled. The conductor came aboard and collected tickets from all the
English majors. He went to the bathroom, knocked on the door, and said,
"Ticket please." An engineer stuck their only
ticket under the door. The conductor took the ticket and left. A few
minutes later, the engineers emerged from the bathroom. The English majors
felt really stupid.
On the way back from the convention, the group of English majors had ONE
ticket for their group. They started snickering at the engineers, who had
NO tickets amongst them. When the engineer lookout shouted, "Conductor
coming!" all the engineers again piled into a bathroom. All of the English
majors went into another bathroom. Then, before the conductor came on
board, one of the engineers left the bathroom, knocked on the other
bathroom, and said, "Ticket, please..."
P.P.S. Hey, we told you it was going to be lame, right? Don't blame us!
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