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GOLF LESSONS
A husband and wife love to golf together, but neither of them are playing
like they want to, so they decide to take private lessons.
The husband has his lesson first. After the pro sees his swing, he says,
"No, no, no," you're gripping the club way too hard!"
"Well, what should I do?" asks the man. "Hold the club gently," the pro
replied, "just like you'd hold your wife's breast."
The man takes the advice, takes a swing, and WOW! He hits the ball 250 yds.
straight up the fairway.
The man goes back to his wife with the good news, and the wife can't wait
for her lesson.
The next day the wife goes for her lesson. The pro watches her swing and
says, "No, no, no, you're gripping the club way too hard."
"What can I do?" asks the wife.
"Hold the club gently, just like you'd hold your husband's penis." The wife
listens carefully to the pro's advice, takes a swing, and THUMP. The ball
goes straight down the fairway . . . about 15 ft.
"That was great," the pro says, "nice and gentle. Now take the club out of
your mouth and swing the club like you're supposed to!" |
