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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke
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To: Jack Colton who wrote (8624)2/7/1999 9:27:00 AM
From: Jill  Read Replies (1) of 62549
 
so bad but sooo funny

> > > A Polish family is sitting in the living room. The wife turns
to
> > the
> > > husband and says "Let's send the kids out to P-L-A-Y so we can
> > fuck.
> > > ============
> > > How can you tell the Irish guy in the hospital? He's the one
> > blowing
> > > the foam off of his bedpan.
> > > ===========
> > > How can you tell if a girl is a redneck? She can suck a dick
and
> > chew
> > > tobacco at the same time, and know what to spit and what to
> > swallow.
> > > ============
> > > Why don't Italians have acne?
> > > It slides off.
> > > ============
> > > Did you hear about the Chinese couple that had a black baby?
They
> > > named him Sum Ting Wong
> > > ============
> > > What's the best thing about a blowjob?
> > > 10 minutes of peace and quiet.
> > > ============
> > > Did you hear they came out with a new Selena doll? Ken and
Barbie
> > > needed a maid.
> > > ============
> > > What do you call an Amish guy with his hand up a horses ass? A
> > > Mechanic.
> > > ============
> > > What would you call it when an Italian has one arm shorter than
> > the
> > > other? A Speech Impediment.
> > > ============
> > > What do you call a German tampon?
> > > A Twatstika.
> > > ============
> > > Definition of a nice Greek Boy....
> > > Greek boy who takes a girl out twice before screwing her
brother.
> >
> > > ============
> > > What does it mean when the flag at the Post Office is flying at
> > half
> > > mast? They're hiring.
> > > ============
> > > What do toilets, clitoris, and an anniversary have in common?
Men
> > miss
> > > them all.
> > > ============
> > > Why aren't there any Puerto Ricans on Star Trek? Because
they're
> > not
> > > going to work in the future either.
> > > ===========
> > > Did you hear about the dyslexic Rabbi?
> > > He walks around saying "Yo"
> > > ============
> > > Where does an Irish family go on vacation? A different bar.
> > > ============
> > > How many cops does it take to push a black man down the stairs?
> > NONE-
> > > He fell
> > > ============
> > > Q. Did you hear Cher is joining the spice girls?
> > > A. They're going to call her Old Spice.
> > > ============
> > > Q. Why do men like to watch porno movies backward?
> > > A. They like the part where the hooker gives the money back.
> > > ============
> > > Q. Why do women pierce their bellybutton?
> > > A. Place to hang their air freshener.
> > > ===========
> > > Q. What is the first thing a blonde hears in the morning?
> > > A. "See ya."
> > > ============
> > > Q. What is the first thing a brunette hears in the morning?
> > > A. "Sssshh. I have to call my wife."
> > > ============
> > > Q. Did you hear about the red ship and the blue ship that
> > collided?
> > > A. The survivors were marooned.
> > > ============
> > > Q: What do Jimmy Hoffa and Linda Tripp have in common?
> > > A: Nothing... yet.
> > > ============
> > > Q: What is the generic name for Viagara?
> > > A: Mycoxaphillin
> > > ============
> > > Q. What is the difference between driving in the fog and
69-ing?
> > > A. When driving in the fog, you can't see the asshole in
front of
> > you.
> ======== Fwd by: Donna McKoy ========
>
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